There’s a large cast of a triceratops head in the atrium of our Science Building. While walking past it with friends this evening, I saw something unusual.

“I think there’s something in its nose,” I said to Bethany. She gave me a weird look. “No, I’m serious! There’s something blue in there!”
Bethany went over and investigated. What did she bring back? Answer:
Even though my friends were a bit disgusted, I ate it. It was delicious.
And that, dear readers, is the story of how I ate dinosaur bogies.