A few weeks ago, I had scheduled a meet-up with a friend in a nearby town. I left early to make time for shopping (because Target is a beautiful, beautiful place) only to receive a text pushing back our meeting time. Of course, when I get stuck with half an hour of extra time is the ONE TIME I FORGET TO BRING A BOOK.
I remedied this by spending a long time shopping and picked up a book that’s been waiting patiently on my “To-Read” list for quite a while. That, friends, is how I ended up with Mindy Kaling’s first memoir on my shelf.
My Rating: 3 / 5 stars
Summary from Goodreads: Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?” Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend (someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night), or what makes a great guy (one who is aware of all elderly people in any room at any time and acts accordingly), or what is the perfect amount of fame (so famous you can never get convicted of murder in a court of law), or how to maintain a trim figure (you will not find that information in these pages). If so, you’ve come to the right book, mostly! In Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood, with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls. Mindy Kaling really is just a Girl Next Door—not so much literally anywhere in the continental United States, but definitely if you live in India or Sri Lanka.
This book has zero substance, but is absolutely delightful. I found myself unable to put it down. During the three days it took to finish, I felt like Mindy Kaling was my best friend. Which is a bit odd because we have next to nothing in common and I’m not really a comedy fan.
I suppose I enjoyed this book for the same reasons people like magazines and celebrity gossip: It gives me insight into a world completely removed from everything I know. I’m not obsessed with fashion trends and the Hollywood lifestyle, but reading this was just interesting! My favorite part is that Kaling’s stories lack the glitz and glamor of tabloids. They’re honest, imperfect tales of how to make a name for yourself in a highly competitive career.
Most of these chapters are stories and Kaling is good at telling them. She talks about her childhood, her body image, her college life, early career, and her big break writing for The Office. Some chapters are just lists, like “Types of Women in Romantic Comedies That Are Not Real”, “Non-Traumatic Things That Have Made Me Cry”, and “Revenge Fantasies While Jogging”. There’s even a whole chapter of narcissistic photos from her phone, which made me laugh.
Kaling is relatable. We’re completely different in background, trade, and personality, but I still felt connected. She isn’t afraid to point out her flaws or make fun of herself. I feel like most girls, including myself, struggle occasionally (sometimes more than that) with body image and reading Kaling’s tales of being an average-sized women in Hollywood were really encouraging.
She’s also got some great words on high school popularity:
“Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.”
What a wonderful pat-on-the-back for nerdy kids like me.
This is a fun read. It doesn’t make you think very hard, but made me laugh and gave me a glimpse into a life very different than my own.
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